By mathurst, 26-Oct-2011 19:45:00
Michael Jackson said he was bad. He said it to mean he was actually very cool, rather than to confess to any kind of untoward or deviant behaviour. Youths refer to things as ‘The Bomb’ if they perceive them to be very good. Bombs are bad, M’kay? Dope is apparently no longer drugs, but a shiny new set of alloys on an otherwise dreadful old car.
My cousin is 18 and recently told me that he loves Suitcase Time, but (and I quote) “Man, you sound old.” He falls into a rare category of youths that I don’t detest, so I am going to up my cred (credibility) with these new phrases that I am inventing now. You saw it here first (in a likely context):
“Man, that was Apocalypse!”
“Dude, your new tattoo is climate change.”
“Have you seen Dave’s new trainers? They are totally groin strain.”
"Mum, this dessert is hernia."
"I just saw this totally Hepatitis B car."
"The new Nintendo Playbox 1080 has terrorist graphics."
So, Toby - with your trainers and your hair and your music, tell me that I still sound old.
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